(via kushandwizdom)
Unlearning is much more difficult than learning. Be very careful of what information (and from what sources) you allow into your head.
There’s nothing like deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for the right reasons.
Stephen Chbosky
(via hecha-de-viento-solar)
Whoever is controlling me sucks at this game
Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.
the greatest thing i have ever read (via get-fit2fuck)
i lost it with the salad
completely lost it at the gravy
are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts
All I could even say is wtf is wrong with Billy, my god.
“Billy needs therapy”
I literally started crying